Cards Against Humanity 4th Expansion Pdf Creator
White Cards:
- 40 acres and a mule.
- A crazy little thing called love.
- A disappointing salad.
- A face full of horse cum.
- A giant powdery manbaby.
- A mouthful of potato salad.
- A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.
- A powered exoskeleton.
- A reason not to commit suicide.
- A team of lawyers.
- A whole new kind of porn.
- A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.
- AIDS monkeys.
- All these decorative pillows.
- An unforgettable quincea単era.
- An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.
- Anal fissures like you wouldn’t believe.
- Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.
- Backwards knees.
- Being nine years old.
- Being paralyzed from the neck down.
- Being worshiped as the one true God.
- Blackface.
- Blowjobs for everyone.
- Boring Vaginal sex.
- Butt stuff.
- Changing a person’s mind with logic and facts.
- Child support payments.
- Cutting off a flamingo’s legs with garden shears.
- Daddy’s credit card.
- Deez nuts.
- Denzel.
- Doing the right stuff to her nipples.
- Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.
- Ennui.
- Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.
- Free ice cream, yo.
- Genghis Khan’s DNA.
- Getting caught by the police and going to jail.
- Getting drive-by shot.
- Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.
- Giant sperm from outer space.
- Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.
- Having been dead a while.
- Mom’s new boyfriend.
- My boyfriends stupid penis.
- My dead son’s baseball glove.
- My first period.
- Not believing in giraffes.
- Oil!
- Out-of-this-world bazongas.
- P.F. Chang himself.
- Russian super-tuberculosis.
- Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.
- Seeing things from Hitler’s perspective.
- September 11th, 2001.
- Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.
- Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.
- Some shit-hot guitar licks.
- The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.
- The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.
- The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.
- The ghost of Marlon Brando.
- The inability to form meaningful relationships.
- The passage of time.
- The swim team, all at once.
- The tiger that killed my father.
- The unbelievable world of mushrooms.
- The black half of Barack Obama.
- The white half of Barack Obama.
- Too much cocaine.
- Unrelenting genital punishment.
- Vegetarian options.
- Wearing glasses and sounding smart.
- Western standards of beauty.
Black Cards:
- And today’s soup is Cream of ______.
- Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _______: priceless.
- Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ____!
- Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ___ ? Zoloft.
- Don’t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become “____ Friday.”
- Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other’s only interested in one thing: ______.
- Having the worst day EVER. #_____
- Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _____ , and I will not tolerate _____!
- Help me doctor, I’ve got _____ in my butt!
- Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we all students to explore _____ at their own pace.
- Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I’m into _____, and I love to have a good time.
- Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled “______.” Can you explain?
- I don’t mean to brag, but they call me the Micheal Jordan of _____.
- In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ______.
- In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.
- Life’s pretty tough in the fast lane. That’s why I never leave the house without _____.
- Now in bookstores: “The Audacity of _____” by Barack Obama.
- Patient presents with _____ . Likely a result of ______ .
- Well if _______ is good enough for _____, it’s good enough for me.
- Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for _______.
- What killed my boner?
- What’s making things awkward in the sauna?
- WHOOO! God damn I love _____!
- Why am I broke?
- Yo’ mama’s so fat she _____!
Cards Against Humanity Expansion List
Jan 10, 2015 The one labelled BGG is cards that people posted here on Board Game Geek as home made card ideas. I would guess that there is some amount of duplication in the cards between the BGG set and the expansions, but I tried to remove as many duplicates as was reasonable at the time. So, they should all be new cards not in any of the other sets.